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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2009|09:14 am]

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well what is left a heart only a gone heart a love only a gone love

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Little Russian Blue [Dec. 17th, 2009|10:04 pm]

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Going into the baby's room when I heard him crying, lying down next to him in the dark singing "wonderful baby living on love". Coming home late on Sunday night and ironing all my work shirts for the week, hanging them from all the kitchen cupboards. Watching the Yolngu men weaving themselves into emus, everything shaking like it wasn't going to contain them. I saw Akron Family at the Annandale last weekend, it was like watching three people going to another world and you wished you were traveling too. He called for all the lights to go off, and when we were all in darkness he said everybody close your eyes. In a room full of people body to body in the dark with our eyes closed, he told us all a long dream. I have two weeks off work. I have been sad a lot. What do you all sound like? C. calls me "little Russian bird". "Most days I am a wolf. I'd prefer to be like you, little Russian bird, little Russian blue".



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boobs in a shaggy dog sort of way [Dec. 10th, 2009|02:12 am]

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[music |Stop The Train - Henry Wolfe]

I was making the joke on twitter that I 'stared into my television... it didn't stare back.' I should have said 'gaze' if I really wanted to parody the quote, but whatever. I'm tired and the spelling of 'stare' and 'stared' started looking weird to me. So I did a quick google for the word stare and "Stare at boobs to live longer!" caught my eye.... how has this story not taken headlines?
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life/health-fitness/health/Stare-at-boobs-to-live-longer/articleshow/5304136.cms

Ok... here's the joke done a little better (hardly worth the effort)
"I gaze long into my television, my television did not gaze into me."
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new cartoon [Dec. 9th, 2009|12:59 am]

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[music |bad lieutenant port of call new orleans]

New cartoon up on my website.
www.tmcm.com

Another really good interview.... if only, when I'd started, people had read my comics before they did interviews, I wouldn't be so cynical now.
http://popshifter.com/?s=shannon+wheeler
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(no subject) [Dec. 9th, 2009|10:30 am]

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